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 Archive name: outhouse.txt (mm, 1st, scat)
 Authors name: Mark Thomas
 Story title : Dad's Outhouse

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 Dad's Outhouse
 by Mark Thomas (Mthomas03@hotmail.com)
					

 I grew up in a small rural town in Mississippi.  My
 parents lived in a small house several miles from a
 major road and we were all but secluded from civiliza-
 tion.  My dad was the foreman of a large manufacturing
 plant and my mom was a waitress at the local bar and
 grill so needless to say we weren't rich but we had
 most of the necessities of life.

 The one thing we didn't have though was an indoor
 bathroom and we used what the old timers call an out-
 house.  It was a little shed like building outback of
 our house and it was here whether during the day or
 night my family would have to go to take a piss or
 shit.

 My father, however, being a decent carpenter, had re-
 built the old one since my mom constantly complained of
 the smell.  She refused to use it and had in the mean-
 time, set up a small port a potty in the closet near
 their room.  Even after my dad rebuilt the old one, she
 still refused to use it saying she was civilized and
 would leave the outhouse for us men.

 I guess looking back my dad was a pig.  He was handsome
 enough, but his manners sucked.  He would belch and
 fart out loud and then laugh about it as well as pick
 his nose in public.  All these things my mom hated, but
 I thought it was rather funny at the time.

 He was also loud and aggressive, a trait I would later
 develop.  Anyway, by the time I was 14 we were at each
 others throats.  I developed early though, so the
 beatings I received as a kid stopped because he knew I
 could kick his ass.  

 At 14 I was 5'10 and weighed about 150 pounds but it
 was all muscle even though I didn't have a hair on my
 body yet.  My dad still teased me though, telling me
 he was going to put me over his knee or that I wasn't
 to old to knock upside the head.  The only time we got
 along was when we drank together and we did a lot of
 that.

 It was about this time that I started to explore my
 sexuality.  Since there weren't any guys around to tell
 me about sex, I had to learn everything on my own.  I
 think it was during this time that I started jacking
 off everyday and was fascinated with my cock and balls
 and ass.

 I would set up the mirror in my room at night, light
 candles, and watch myself masturbate using mayonnaise.
 I loved laying back, spreading my legs and watching
 myself get off.

 It was this same time I began noticing my own dad.  I
 began wondering what my dad looked like naked.  I won-
 dered what he did when he jerked off.  I knew he did
 it quite a bit because my mom had mentioned it once in
 passing and in knew they didn't get it on much.

 Anyway, my dad was a `real' man.  He was 5'11 and had
 short dark brown hair and brown eyes.  He was lean and
 fit as well from working at the plant, even though he
 had a slight beer gut.  I'd always found him obnoxious
 and loud, but it was around this time my disgust turned
 to curiosity and the reason was simple.  I'd never seen
 him naked.

 I know that sounds odd, but he never took his clothes
 off in front of me and in fact he was relatively shy.
 This only increased my curiosity.

 Anyway, the idea to spy on him came one day while I was
 in the outhouse.  I noticed that there were 2 toilet
 seats and below it was the catch basin that had recent-
 ly been cleaned since he rebuilt it .  There was also
 enough room for someone of reasonable height to stand
 or sit below the bench and viola!  I would have a per-
 fect view of him taking a leak. Upon closed inspection,
 I realized there was a small door on the outer side of
 the outhouse that he used to clean the bottom with a
 shovel.  It would be gross for sure, but it was a per-
 fect way to see what I had wanted to see for so long -
 my dads' cock!

 I remember thinking about doing it and masturbating the
 night before, having one of the best jack off sessions
 ever.  This would be great and I couldn't wait.  The
 next day my mom went to work and my dad and I proceeded
 to drink beer together as usual.  He was wearing his
 faded jeans, work boots and a company shirt with his
 name sewn on the front.  I watched him closely and went
 to the fridge as often as possible to being him another
 beer.

 I was nervous as shit that this wouldn't work and I'd
 get caught, but after 5 beers myself, I didn't care
 anymore. Besides, I crawled into the bottom of the out-
 house earlier in the morning and realized I'd have a
 perfect view of him pissing and if I bunched up against
 the far wall I would never be seen.  I was ready!

 We'd been drinking for almost 2 hours when I figured
 he'd have to take a piss.  I excused myself to my room
 saying I was tired and left him to watch TV alone.  I
 then closed and locked my bedroom door, stripped to my
 underwear and climbed out of my bedroom window.

 I was so excited I had a hard on poking out the front
 of my shorts before I even got to the outhouse.  Once
 there I opened the door to the crawl space and climbed
 in.  The only light came from the two openings in the
 bench above and a skylight, but it was enough to see.

 The smell was bad but bearable.  For a moment, I froze
 fearing he had gone to use the part a potty in my moms
 closet, but it was right after this thought that I
 heard the back screen door slam.  My heart froze.  I
 was stuck.  I had to do it now.

 I could hear his heavy work boots thumping on the hard
 ground.  My cock was bursting the thin shorts I had on
 so I pushed them down to my knees.  I grabbed hold of
 my hard dick and held my breath as I heard the outhouse
 door open and then bang shut.

 For a moment I heard nothing and was suddenly horrified
 that he knew I was there and that he was waiting for me
 to come out and receive the beating of my life, but
 then I heard him unbuckling his belt.  My heart was
 beating a hundred miles and minute and I was sure he
 could hear it.  Then I heard him unzipping his pants.
 I leaned over slightly still holding my breath finally
 ready to see my dad's adult sized cock!

 Suddenly, to my ultimate shock, the open hole in the
 bench was replaced by my dad's hairy ass.  My dad was
 going to take a shit instead!  

 Fuck I thought as I squatted closer to the floor.  This
 is incredible and indeed it was.  I peered up at his
 hairy crack and asshole.  I thought my cock was going
 to explode.  Not only could I see his hairy crack and
 asshole only inches from my face, but I could see his
 heavy balls and cock hanging down as well.

 It was fucking beautiful.  His cock was small, but had
 a large perfectly shaped mushroom head at the end.  I
 was in awe.  I wanted so desperately to reach up and
 grab it and had to stop myself from doing that or grab-
 bing hold of his hairy balls.

 Suddenly he let out a loud nasty fart and I freaked out
 as I saw his asshole open and a large hard turn begin
 to push it's way out.  I was watching my dad take a
 shit!  The log was thick and brown and hard and pushed
 it's way out of his ass like some bizarre snake.  Sud-
 denly it plopped to the bottom of the outhouse floor.
 I remember leaning forward to inspect his asshole.  The
 smell was awesome and I leaned even closer to get a
 good look.  

 There it was contracting and opening before my very
 eyes, a streak of brown shit stain on either side of
 his hairy ass cheeks.  I was slowly massaging my aching
 cock fearful I would cum at any moment. His cock looked
 larger too and hung down over his ballsack.  God how I
 wanted to reach up and stroke it.  Then a second turd
 began to push it's way out of his asshole.  This one
 seemed smaller than the first, but I watched it mes-
 merized just the same.

 Then something happened.  To this day I don't know what
 made me do it.  I think it was the need to be a part of
 the experience of my dad shitting, but I reached down
 without making a sound and picked up the turd my dad
 had just shit out of his funky ass!  It was still hot
 and hard and slimy.  I held it to my nose and gagged.
 I put it down quickly only to pick it up again.  My dad
 always spent a lot of time on the pot, so I wasn't
 afraid of him getting up just yet.

 Anyway, I remember mashing the shit in my fist and
 feeling it squeeze through my fingers.  Then I did it,
 I grabbed my cock with my shitty fist and began to
 pump.  Fuck! It was awesome!  I was losing my mind.  I
 was jacking off with my own dad's shit!  I slathered my
 five inch boycock with shit and proceeded to pump it
 from the head of my cock to the base of my balls.

 I guess I had really gotten into it and was amazed to
 see my white cock turn completely brown with shit.  My 
 dad was shitting another nasty log and it was the sight
 of his asshole opening up with his crack, cock, and
 balls so close to my face that sent me over the edge
 and I started to cum.  

 Fuck! I snorted starting to shoot all over the place,
 my cum arching up and splattering the side of the out-
 house wall.  I was gone and had no way of stopping it.

 Suddenly I heard my dad yelling, `what the fuck!'  I
 peered up terrified.  He was looking down between his
 hairy legs at his son who was covered with his shit
 mixed with cum.

 He just stared at me for awhile as if seeing a ghost
 not believing his own son could be jacking off while
 watching him take a dump.  That was it I remember
 thinking, he's going to beat me to a bloody pulp. Then
 to my disbelief he began to sneer.

 `So you like spying on your old man, Huh?' he said and
 began to laugh.  I was so terrified that I began to
 cry.

 `You fuckin little faggot!' he said, his sneer turning
 to anger, `Stop crying or I'll give you something to
 cry about.'  I started to crawl back toward the door
 and escape the terror when I heard my dad yell,
 `FREEZE.! Then he told me that if I was going to spy on
 him then I had to pay the price.

 I just looked up at him, my shorts still around my
 ankles with my shit smeared cock hanging down between
 my hairless thighs.  That was when he spoke again.

 `Since you like spying on your old man so much, why
 don't you get up here and smell my dirty ass!'

 What the fuck! I thought.  What was he telling me to
 do? I stared at him in disbelief.  Huh was the only
 thing I could say.   

 `Get your fuckin face up here and smell my dirty ass!'
 he hollered at me again.

 Suddenly I knew exactly what he wanted and I got in-
 stantly hard again.  

 I knew he was serious and had little choice but to do
 what he wanted.  Besides, it couldn't be that bad,
 could it?

 I moved up closer stepping in one of his turds as I
 moved.  

 `That's a good boy,' he chided, `come closer.'
  
 I was only inches from his ass now.  I could smell the
 shit still on his crack and ass hair and almost gagged
 again, but then looked up and realized that my dad was
 hard!  His cock was arched up and pointed toward his
 belly.  It was full of veins, but the head was hidden
 from my view.  

 `Don't worry about that boy, focus on what I told you.
 You'll get this another day.  For now start licking out
 my fuckin hole!'

 I didn't need another warning, but placed my nose and
 mouth beneath his hairy hole and with one quick move
 forward, buried my whole mouth and tongue up against
 his smelly, shitty hole.

 I heard a loud umph when I did it and realized my own
 cock was now hard as a rock.  Even harder than before.
 I was eating out my dads' shitty ass and loving it!
 Words cannot describe how unreal this was.

 `Start tonguing me out boy!' I heard him bark and in-
 stantly began licking out his dirty crack.  I ran my
 tongue all up in his hairy ass and began cleaning him
 with my mouth and tongue.

 `That's it boy, lick my entire crack.  Start at the top
 and work your way down to my nuts.'

 I did as he said licking all up in his hot crevice
 feeling his shitty ass hairs tickle my nose, then stop
 when I got to his puckered ass.  I even reached up with
 my hands and spread his ass cheeks apart and then drove
 my tongue deep up his smelly hole in one intense
 plunge.  

 UGGHHH!!!  I heard him moan as I felt his ass tighten
 around my tongue.  

 `That's it boy, shove that tongue up my ass!'  

 I opened my eyes for a moment as I heard him spit.  He
 was fisting his cock!  My dad was jacking off while I
 sucked his ass.   

 Keep tonguing my ass boy, I heard him say.  Don't stop.
 Get that tongue up in there.  French kiss my asshole!

 I then started to really get into it and began running
 my tongue all up and down his hairy crack.  It wasn't
 long before my dad was rocking back and forth on the
 toilet seat, pushing his ass down on my face.

 `Ohhhhhh! That's it boy! Lick out my dirty ass crack!
 
 I pushed my tongue back and forth up his hot hole tast-
 ing his funky man scent and recent shit.  I was in
 fucking heaven.  

 Oh baby he was moaning.  That feels so good.  You like
 eating out your daddy's nasty ass don't you?

 I just moaned, my tongue still buried up his ass crack
 while I fisted my cock, his shit still coating my
 hands.  I could hear the slick sounds of him pumping
 his cock.  Now suck on my balls he commanded and I
 eagerly began sucking on his hairy nuts.  

 Fuck I heard him say out loud.  Now go back to my ass.
 French kiss my nasty ass.

 I moved quickly back to his open hole.  Suddenly with-
 out warning, he farted right into my open mouth.  

 `Fuck!' I blurted out and backed away, his wet fart
 filling my nose and mouth with bits of shit.

 `Get up there and eat that!' he yelled.

 I did as he asked smelling the fart all the way down my
 throat.  I gagged when suddenly he began pushing out a
 fucking turd!

 I couldn't believe it.  I backed away again.

 You little ass hole eating faggot!  You like my shit so
 much get up there and suck on my shit!

 I couldn't believe it.  Now my dad was telling me to
 eat his shit!

 `Do it!!!' he suddenly yelled again shaking the tin
 walls of shed.  

 I immediately moved back, held my breath and placed my
 mouth directly over his asshole and the log of shit.  

 `Suck on that fucking nasty log.  Eat the shit out of
 daddy's ass!'

 Suddenly the log fell out of his ass and into my mouth.
 I immediately spit it out and replaced the log with my
 tongue.  No sooner had I put my mouth back on his shit-
 ty hole than I felt his hole close on my tongue.

 `Fuck I'm gonna cum!!!!!!' he screamed out loud!

 He bucked his hips wildly on my face and started to
 shoot his load all over the place. 

 Fuck Fuck Fuck I'm cumming!!!!!! he yelled again.

 I then reached up between his hairy legs and grabbed
 the base of his cock as he came!

 Umph! Uumph! AAAAAAGGRRR!!!!!! he moaned as he rocked
 back and forth on my face, his cock in my shitty hand
 as his cum shot out all over his chest and legs.  Soon
 it covered my hand.  The same hand that had been cover-
 ed with his shit.  After what seemed like forever, I
 pulled my hand back down.  It was covered with my dad's
 cum!

 I watched my dad slowly get up  and the hole in the
 bench open up.  I peered up at him and what a sight I
 must have been.  He stood there, his pants and round
 his knees, his still hard cock swaying back and forth
 between his thick hairy legs, the cum still running
 down his stomach.

 You dirty little fucker, he sneered seeing me crouched
 in the bottom of the outhouse, shit all over my mouth
 and face and cock.

 Lick your hand he said and grinned.  I just stood there
 in shock at all that had happened.

 Lick it! he bellowed. 

 I put my hand up to my mouth and began licking off his
 cum and shit, my own cock arched straight up against my
 stomach still stained with my dad's shit.

 I reached up and began jacking my cock needing relief
 not caring if he watched me or not.  It didn't matter
 now.

 That was when my dad moved up closer, his now half hard
 cock swinging back and forth between his legs.

 Here you dirty little ass sucker he said, here's some-
 thing to wash my shit down with and he began pissing on
 me!  it was beer piss too, hot and wet.

 He shot it directly in my face and eyes.  I was stunned
 again but heard him say open and immediately opened my
 mouth as the warn piss filled my shitty mouth.  I in-
 stinctively swallowed and then gagged spitting it back
 up.  I heard my dad laugh as piss hit my smooth chest
 and the last thing he said was `jack it'

 I reached down and began furiously pumping my cock.

 I remember him pissing directly on my pumping fist and
 shit covered cock and balls.  It was incredible and
 soon the flow of urine was gone, but I was in ecstacy.
 I could even feel his piss running down the crack of
 my ass.  I looked up to see him peering down at me with
 a hot look in his eyes.  A look that said he was enjoy-
 ing this as much as me.  He then bent down and placed
 his hand on my slimy shoulder.  

 That's it baby boy, I heard my dad say, pump that cock
 for daddy. Jerk that hard cock for me.  Let me see you
 shoot that hot load all over the floor.  Do it son!
 Pump that hard fuckin cock!  And suddenly I felt myself
 starting to cum.  

 Umphh!!!! I yelled out loud.
  
 That's it boy, shoot that fuckin load!!!!, he said as I
 started to shoot all over the floor of the outhouse.
 
 Umpphh!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I yelled out load bucking my
 hips obscenely almost blacking out from the intensity
 of it all.

                           -=*=-

 After I came to, I looked up to see my dad grinning
 from ear to ear.  

 'Very impressive' he said and motioned for me to come
 up from the shit pit.  

 I climbed through the trap door and he greeted me at
 the front door to the outhouse.  That's when he grabbed
 me and stuck his tongue in my mouth.  I groaned unable
 to grasp all that was happening.  I even reached out
 and jerked his now hard cock a few times listening to
 him grunt and moan.  He then pulled me into the out-
 house, sat me down on the same seat I'd just rimmed his
 ass on and proceeded to lick me clean from head to toe.
 It was unbelievable.  He even lifted my legs and began
 tonguing out my ass!  I sat and grunted like a dog.
 Before I knew it his head was between my legs and his
 lips were swapped around my hard cock.  I was once
 again shooting my load, but this time it was down my
 own dad's throat!  It was fucking awesome!

 After we were done, we walked to the house in the hot
 sun.  My dad put his arm around my shoulder as we
 laughed the whole way.  He admitted to me that he had
 known I was planning to spy on him in the outhouse.  In
 fact, he told me that that was the reason he built it
 that way and that I wasn't the first person to spy!  I
 couldn't believe it.  I was still in shock.  

 Needless to say our sex didn't stop there.  A few years
 later my mom got an office job and had my dad put in an
 indoor bathroom with a tub, sink and all but to this
 day she wonders why us men still want use the old out-
 house!

 The End!

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 This story was written as an adult fantasy.  The author
 does not condone the described behavior in real life in
 anyway shape or form. Anyone tempted to act out any of
 the scenarios in this story;  should seriously consider
 seeking professional help.
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