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Dad never wear raincoat
Two unborn child in mothers womb,
saw a penis,
one told "look dad is coming"
other told "stupid, this is not dad, thats uncle..
dad never wear raincoat!"
A funny and dirty sms
Matumbe was teaching his kid
how 2 masturbate..
Kid says - "this is gr8 fun dad!"
Pathan said - yes, n wen u get 13
u can use ur own cock
A dirty sms message
Monkeys and girls are same,
because they fight only for banana...

Boys and rats are same
because they always search new holes.
Dirty conversation between boy and girl
Boy : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine,
I can pee in urs but u cant pee in mine.

grl : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine,
I know ur length but ull nvr know the depth of mine.
70 way to keep a woman happy - a dirty sms
There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy.

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69
Funny adult sms about male and female
May times, ppl say that d women species talk too much
but dere's no problem, bcoz d male ear is selective


wen d women say:
this house is a mess, honey
U n I need 2 clean this
Ur stuff is all on d floor
U will b without clothes
If u don't wash them NOW

The male ear only understand:

bla bla bla, honey
bla bla bla, U n I
bla bla bla, on the floor
bla bla bla, without clothes
bla bla bla, NOW!!


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