Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the breast so high
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shy
in the bra it will be dry

He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine, but don�t worry:
I'm a bottle of wine!

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

The most difficult golf course in the world is.. "Women Hole" any style you play.. as many shots you try.. & as much perfection you have.. you can never get your balls in..!!!

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

BUY A SCOOTY..
PICK UP A BEAUTY
DRINK A FROOTY.
TAKE HER TO OOTY
REMOVE HER NIGHTY
DO UR DUTY
AFTER 9 MONTHS
* GET A CUTY *

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job

A teacher asked "what part of the body goes to heaven first?"

A child replied "feet"

coz every night I see my mum with her feet in the air screaming

GOD I'M CUMIN!

Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation,
putting his location in a
woman's destination.
Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration? ;)

Judge : as you are the key witness, can u tell me the exact place, where this man raped ur wife? Hubby: Lifted wife's skirt and said, here my lord.

Girl - mom tom asked me to climb the tree.
Mom - u fool, he wanted to see ur panty.
Girl - i knew so i removed my panty before climbing.

Q - What is the difference between hook in cricket and of bra?
A - One sends ball out of the boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.

Mom: "How your married life is going on?"
Girl: "It was just like the advertisement of British airways, 7 days a week, twice a day, both ways."