B l o n d e s

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. and it won't stay running. Can you please help me??

After he works on it for a few minutes... it is again idling smoothly.:rolleyes:

She says, "What's the story?"

He tells her.."no problem.. Just crap in the carburettor." she looks puzzled, then finally asks him...

"How often do I have to do that?"

Why was the blondes bellybutton bruised?

Her boyfriend was blonde to.

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."

Q: What's the mating call of a blonde?
A: "I'm soooo drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of an ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces herself.

A blonde got a job in the M&M's factory sorting them out. She got fired pretty quickly as she kept throwing away lots which had W's on them.