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What a chance to meet all those super hunks like Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio. For months now I'd been dreaming about meeting Leonardo, I'd had the wildest fantasies. (MM, oral, anal, celeb-parody) *** Author note: This story is fantasy and is not meant to imply anything about the real life of Leonardo DiCaprio. Sorry, English is not my first language. *** Three days before the big event we arrived at the hotel. Wow what a hotel it was. I'd never seen anything like this in my whole live. Room 1209 had been reserved for me. A luxury suite with a gigantic bed and a huge bathroom, completely covered in pink marble. After I had unpacked my luggage I walked out of my room and almost immediately I ran into Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo, here in the flesh? And what beautiful flesh it was. I thought I was going to die on the spot. "Oh sorry, I didn't see you," he apologized with a soft voice. I must have looked at him with a very odd face, because he looked back at me with some question marks in his deep blue eyes. "Excuse me for bumping in to you." He apologized again. "Eh, yes, my fault, my mind was somewhere else, I'm still quit dazzled by all this luxury," I said. "You're new here, aren't you?" Leonardo asked. "Yes, I'm from the Netherlands, I'm here with the Veronica film crew," I quickly told him:"I've never been to the States." "Are you an actor?" the young god wanted to know. I told him about the quiz I'd won on Veronica and that my prize was being at the Oscars in LA and meeting al those famous people, like him. "I've never been to Holland. I always wanted to go to Amsterdam one time," Leo said. "Well, you could come and stay with me sometime," I told him. "I live in Amsterdam, I've got an apartment over there." "That would be so cool," he sighed. I couldn't believe this, I'd only seen him on the big screen or on video and now I was talking to this big idol of mine in a LA-hotel hallway. "Are you free tonight?" the blond god asked. "Would you like to have dinner with me in my suite?" This was too much, I had to pinch my arm to see whether I was dreaming. I accepted his offer and we agreed to meet in his room at eight pm. "Room 1235, don't forget!" I heard him shout down the hallway as he walked on. I kept staring at his nice butt until he disappeared into the elevator. Why the hell would someone like Leonardo DiCaprio want to have dinner with someone like me. An ordinary, thou handsome stranger from the Netherlands? I'd heard some friends of mine saying that they had read somewhere that Leo supposedly was gay. Now this was something I was determined to check tonight. I had fantasized about him for too long to let a chance like this go by without taking it. *** At eight pm precisely I knocked at the door of room 1235. Almost immediately the door opened. I'd expected a bodyguard or something but it was Leo himself and he was all alone This suite was a little larger than mine, almost like a complete palace. Leonardo was wearing a pair of tight fitting jeans and a black t-shirt. I felt a little overdressed, wearing my coat and tie. Leonardo saw the way I felt and he said to me, "You can take of the jacket and tie if you want to, it's just an informal diner, just the two of us." Immediately I threw away my jacket and tie, opened the top two buttons on my shirt, and instantly felt more comfortable. "It's a big honor to dine with you mister DiCaprio," I told him. "Please, call me Leo," he said. "By the way, what's your name? "I'm Marius," I almost whispered. "So, Marius, why don't you sit here and I'll sit over here." Behind him was a table for two with everything on it for a romantic candlelight dinner for two. There were a few candles, but the other lights in the room were turned down. I sat down and while we ate we talked about a lot of stuff that had to do with acting and filmmaking. Whilst Leo talked all about his work and what he'd seen and done while shooting his films, I could only think about what my friends had told me, about Leo being gay. "Can I ask you a personal question?" I finally dared. I just had to know. "Yeah, why not" He said. "In the Netherlands I read in the tabloids that you supposedly are gay, are you," well, the big question was out. "Yes I'm gay," I heard him say. "But I don't want the whole world to know. It would do no good to my image." Wow, my hero was just like me gay. I told him I was gay too and that I'd dreamed about him many times. And that this was like a dream coming true. "Why do you think I asked you here?" my handsome companion said, "I fell for you the moment I bumped in to you in the hallway." So there I was. Sitting across from one of the biggest stars of the moment who told me he had fallen in love with me. I just couldn't believe it. It was very still in the room for a while, then suddenly I felt a foot coming up my leg. He wasn't kidding, he was really attracted to me. I looked at him and almost drowned in those big blue eyes of his. He really was gorgeous. "Can I kiss you?" I asked him. He didn't answer but walked over to me and kissed me full on the lips. "I wanna stay with you tonight," I whispered in his ear. Leo pulled me into his bedroom and led me to the bed. I felt his hands go under my shirt and searched for my nipples. Quickly I removed my shirt and let him have my nipples in his mouth. He sucked them like a baby. I loved it. I had a huge erection in my pants and it was really beginning to hurt now in my tight pants. Leo saw it and began to unbuckle my belt with his teeth while his hands kept playing with my nipples. Then I pulled out his shirt and tenderly licked his nipples and smooth chest. What a gorgeous guy he was. Grownup but still boyish. While I was playing with his nipples he had managed to pull of my pants and now he started to gently suck the big red head of my already fully erect 8" cock. When his jeans and socks were off too, we just laid there naked on the bed. "I want to suck that dick of yours," I said. "Go ahead," was the answer. This was my big chance to suck the cock of my dreams. I sucked it in al at once. It was my first time, I'd never done something like this before, but I had read enough dirty stories on the internet to know what to do. I let my tongue softly run over his head, which made him sigh for pleasure. "Enjoying it?" I asked. "Yeah, go on, don't stop!" was the answer. So I was doing a good job, I thought to myself. While I was sucking Leo's cock, I jerked off my own cock, and it felt good, better then I'd ever thought it would feel. I went further down and started licking his balls and ass. Slowly I ran my tongue up and down his ass and sometimes I would push a little harder so it entered his tight little ass. By now his ass was dripping with saliva, and I thought it was about time that I'd get some servicing myself. I stopped and turned us into 69. Leo immediately knew what I was planning to do and started licking and sucking my cock with such enthusiasm that I could have come on the spot, had I not warned him about not going so fast. I wasn't planning on coming too soon, because I still had other plans for the night. I turned around again and started licking his ass again. Leo knew what I was about to do and he said nothing. When I found him relaxed enough I got up behind him, pulled him on al fours and bet over him. Slowly and very carefully I entered his virgin ass. Man was he tight inside. I pushed a little harder which made him shout. "Easy, will ya!" After a while he relaxed and things went better. Slowly I slid my 8" love-rod inside him. What a heavenly feeling this was. I'd never before felt this good. After a few slow stroke in and out, I went in and out faster and faster into his 23 year old little tight ass. I looked up at him and saw he was smiling, his eyes shut. Enjoying what I was doing to him. Then I pulled out completely and pushed back in with force. I nearly came, but I decided to postpone it. I took my swollen dick out of his ass and said to a surprised looking Leo:"Your turn now, I don't want to cum yet." I turned on my back and had Leo do the same to me as I did to him. Slowly he licked my ass and went in with his tongue. I felt going wet all over and my butt slowly opening up to his tongue. "Turn around on all fours," Leo said. I did as he asked and went on all fours and spread my legs a little. He came behind me and as soon as he was in position I felt his swollen dickhead push against my ass. I relaxed and when he pushed he slid all the way in. He wasn't rough like me, but very gentile. "Do it a little faster please?" I asked looking back at him. Immediately I felt his full 9" push all the way in me. A wave of pain and ecstasy went through my body. So this is how it feels how it is like being fucked up the ass! "Harder, harder," I shouted and he reacted at it. He went at it like a madman and it felt good! Suddenly I felt his dick get harder inside me and I knew he was going to come. I pulled him out of me and quickly turned around on the bed. I myself was ready to explode at anytime now, because while fucking me Leo had jerked me off. I turned us back into 69 and it wasn't long before I felt that I was going to come all over him. While I tried to control my urges to come, I felt is balls stiffen in my hand and that's when I knew he was ready for it as well. "Oh, I'm gonna cum!," he shouted, while the first drops of come already spurted on my tongue. That was my sign. I came in heavy beams of white come all over his face. Then he came in my mouth and I tried to swallow every little drop of mine. I almost choked in it. I kept sucking his dick until his dick went limp. Not one drop of his delicious boy-cum would be spilled. Leo too kept sucking and licking until we both were totally exhausted. My wildest dream had come true. I'd had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio. We just laid there in each other's arms and fell asleep kissing. *** The next morning when I woke up, Leo was still asleep. His head on my chest. What a sight to look at. He was like a fairytale prince. It had been nearly 15 minutes before he awake and saw me staring at him. He slowly opened his beautiful blue eyes. "Good morning sunshine," I whispered to him. His answer was a sweet wet kiss on my lips. It had been 7 already and in a few moments the breakfast-room service guy would be knocking on the door. We weren't to be seen together in bed, so I stood up and went quickly into the bathroom to take a quick shower. Then I was to go into my own room to wait for my own breakfast. While I got all soaped up in the shower I suddenly felt someone creep up behind me. "Want some help with your back?" a naked Leo asked me. "Yeah, why not, but do we have time for this? You know, the room service guy..." "Screw the room service guy," my handsome prince said. "No way," I called. "Not the room service guy, screw me!" "Okay," Leonardo said and went immediately to his knees and begun to make my ass slippery and wet. "Bend over a little, will ya," he said and while I did what he asked me to do I already felt his fat dickhead push inside me. He fucked me harder and faster than the night before. I was pressed against the wall with the water running over my face and chest while he fucked me in the ass. The pleasure was even bigger than the previous night. "Room service!" a voice called from the bedroom. "Shit! The breakfast guy!" called Leo. "Why don't you go and check him out," I said. "If he's a looker, let him serve breakfast in the bathroom. We'll give him a tip he'll never forget." While entering the hotel lobby earlier the previous day I'd seen some very cute bellboys walking by. Leonardo slid out of me and quickly put on a towel. He walked into the bedroom and I heard him say, "You can serve breakfast in de bathroom if you please." This was a good sign. Probably it was one of the boys I'd seen the previous day. While I was still naked in the shower Leo walked in with an adorable boy. I think he was little over 18 years old, which made it even more exciting. "Put it down there, near the bath," I heard Leo say while they came into the bathroom. The boy was shocked as he saw me standing in the shower. "What's this!" he called out, surprised and embarrassed at the same time. "This is your tip," I said pointing down at my still very hard and stiff dick which pointed directly at him. While I was still naked in the shower Leo walked in with an adorable boy. I think he was little over 18 years old, which made it even more exciting."Put it down there, near the bath," I heard Leo say while they came into the bathroom. The boy was shocked as he saw me standing in the shower. "What's this!" he called out, surprised and embarrassed at the same time. "This is your tip," I said pointing down at my still very hard and stiff dick which pointed directly at him. This is how the previous story ended. I had met Leonardo DiCaprio in a Hotel in LA at the Oscars. We bumped in to each other in the hallway of the hotel and instantly fell in love. We spend the night together and the next morning a whole different story took place. The bellboy looked at my stiff dick not knowing what to do. "On your knees boy!" I commanded. The 18 year old slowly obeyed my order and sunk to his knees. "Now, get naked!" I yelled at him. "I'll teach you disturbing our morning shower!" Leo looked at me with amazing in his eyes. He could not believe I could be so dominant. "Now suck that dick!" I said to the already naked bellboy on the floor. I presented my 'arm' in front of his nose and in one take he sucked it in. It felt like I stoke my dick into a vacuum cleaner. Sheer pleasure went from my stiff love-rod to all the other parts of my body. Not even that delicious blond god looking at us from the doorway could suck dick like this nice 18 year old on the floor in front of me. He was a real proof. Leo walked up to us and started to kiss me while he too stuck his hard cock into the boy's face. The boy then took turns in licking and sucking our cocks. While he was sucking in Leo's dick I turned behind the boy and started to lick and finger his butt. I could feel he really enjoyed it and felt his ass widen up with every lick of my tongue. Now I took the KY jelly from the bedroom and squeezed a big lob on my fingers and his ass. I also rubbed it all over my super stiff cock and then I got up behind the dear little bellboy, who so rudely had disturbed Leo and me in the shower. I put my cockhead to his rosebud and started to slowly pushing forward. It slid in in one stroke. Boy, this here bellboy was really hot. He wanted it badly, I could tell. Still sucking Leo's hard dick the boy began to push his butt back at me with every thrust of my dick up his arse. I reached underneath him and got hold of his stiff cock. Boy, it was huge. More than 10." I took both hands and jerked him of while screwing him. Soon all three of us were nearing orgasm. I held out as long as I could, I didn't want to be the first to shoot. Leo came first. I saw him close his eyes and tense up all the muscles in his fine looking body. Then he came. Five, six spurts of hot cum shot down the 18 year olds throat. He swallowed it all and didn't spill a drop. Then I felt the muscles in the boy's ass tighten up and I knew he was going to cum. I speeded up my movements and a split second later I felt my hands getting all wet with his cum. Spurt after spurt sprang from his cockhead and onto the tiled bathroom floor. I took my hands from under him and smelled them. They smelled good. I started to lick them clean and while I was still licking his cum from my hands shot my load up his ass. Wow, this was the best fuck I'd ever had, except for last night's with Leo. "So, you think you're punished enough?" I asked the exhausted bellboy on the floor of the bathroom. "Yeah, wow, this was so bad" he sighed. "Now get out of here, you cocksucker!" Leo yelled at him. "Aren't you afraid he might tell?" I asked Leo. "Nope, and anyway, who's going to believe a cocksucker like him. You don't know how many people who work in hotels make up. No one believes them anymore nowadays." We got cleaned up and I left Leo for the day. He had some obligations with promoting his new film and I was to join the Veronica crew on some interviews with the stars. *** The rest of the week Me and Leo slept together in his suite and by the time it time for me to leave LA and the USA we were both madly in love with each other. We exchanged phone numbers and addresses and had one last kiss before I stepped out of his suite, and as I was sure out of his life. *** Four months went passed and I heard nothing of Leo. The only times I saw him was on TV and I read some stories about him in the tabloids. The word said that he supposedly had an affair with supermodel Kate Moss. I was the only one that knew he would never do that. He told me he didn't even like women. He only liked men. Thus, ME. One Sunday evening I was sitting in my Amsterdam apartment feeling lonely and sorry for myself, when suddenly the phone rang. Who the hell could that be? I thought to myself. Nobody ever phoned me on Sunday evenings. I always called my mum at six and after that I usually got on the internet, blocking the rest of the phones. I didn't feel like surfing on the net that night, so I just sat there, staring out the window into the rain, listening to some Chopin. I picked up the phone and said my name. "Hi there handsome, remember me?" A familiar voice said. "Leo?" I asked. "Yeah, it's me. Look I just finished a movie and have some time to spare. Could I come to Amsterdam and stay at your place for a couple of days?" This really took me by surprise. "Uh, come here, uh, of course you can come. When will you be here?" "I don't know yet, you'll see when I'm there. What's the address again," he asked. I told him the address and he repeated it out loud. I didn't think any of it, must be something he does to remember his lines. About five minutes later the doorbell rang and I wondered who that me be at this hour. I had not many friends in Amsterdam, most lived in the north of the Netherlands where I was raised. I walked over to the door and looked through the hole in the door to see who was there. I saw no one. I opened the door and there he was. Leo. My Leo. "Surprise!" he yelled. "I was already in Amsterdam. I called you from a cab in front of my hotel. I took an hotel in case you weren't there." "Hi," was all I could mumble. "You sure can call this a surprise," I said. "You took me completely off guard." Before I could say another word, he gripped me and kissed me passionately on the mouth. I took him and his luggage inside and we fell on the couch making out like we had just met. Four months was too long a time to be apart from each other, we both agreed. *** That night was a copy of the night we had in the hotel in LA four months ago. We fell asleep in each other's arms, when the first rays of the sun already came through the drapes. The following days we went shopping in Amsterdam. Now the nice thing about Amsterdam is that everybody is so cool and free, that nothing you do raises questions. If you wanted to you could walk bare-assed through the streets and no one would turn and say something about. It's just a city full of weirdoes and anything is possible there. We went shopping and just on two occasions some girls came up to us and asked for an autograph. Leo murmured something in German he learned from his grandmother. That way the girls were totally confused. "He really looks like Leo," one girl said. "No way, now I see him from up close I can see he's not Leonardo, Leo's much taller and he's better looking than this German here," the other said. We walked on and when the girls were out of sight I translated to Leo what they had said to each other. We burst out in laughter. This was one of the nice things of Amsterdam. We spend the afternoon shopping and then I asked him what he thought we were going to do about our relationship. "Well, we could of course go on like this and see each other every now and then. But I don't like the idea of missing you for that long." "Don't you need a new bodyguard or manager or someone like that?" I asked him. "You could hire me for some job and then I could be with you forever and no one would raise suspicion." Thus, I became Leo's personal manager. Since then we've been together every day. END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Celebrity Parody Archives