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Laundromat
by Bottoms-up (bottomsup@fastmail.us)

***

Doing laundry can be a big pain in the ass. (MM, 1st-
gay-expr, oral, anal)

***

Usually I do my laundry at home, since my apartment has 
a small washer and dryer available for the tenants. 
Every once and a while though it just makes sense to go 
to the laundry. Since I had a large amount of clothes 
to do, and nothing to wear to work in the morning, I 
decided that it was time to take my semi-annual trip to 
the laundry. Packing up pretty much everything I owned, 
including my comforters and blankets, I stuffed the car 
full and headed off to the 'mat with everything I 
needed to do the job.

When I got there I was pleasantly surprised to see that 
the place was deserted, since it was late and I didn't 
really feel like talking. Besides, it was after 
midnight, so I figured I'd be pretty much by myself. I 
decided to do the clothes on my back as well, so I 
pulled my gym bag of spare workout clothes out of the 
car and went into the bathroom to change. Since no one 
was there, I was wearing a ratty t-shirt and cutoffs, 
with no sock or underwear. I threw everything into the 
washers, and started them all up.

I watched the clothes rotate, but quickly became bored, 
so I pulled out a book and started to read,. Just then, 
the door opened up, bringing a refreshing cool breeze 
into the humid air of the place. In walked a huge 
duffel bag wearing Birkenstocks and red hair. At least 
that was the impression I got. The bag hit the floor 
with an "Ooof" and I saw what was carrying the bag, He 
was hot, with ginger hair and freckles, and a body by 
Nautilus. Although he was short, everything was there, 
and definitely in the right place. He smiled at me and 
asked if any of the washers were still open. I laughed, 
and pointed him to the two washers in the place that I 
had not taken over.

"Sorry," I told him. "Every stitch of stuff that I own 
is in these washers."

"That's OK," he said, "two should be more than enough." 
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of 
quarters. Checking the price on the machines, he 
blanched slightly. "Crap, I didn't realize how much 
these were. Do you have some laundry soap I could 
borrow? I don't think I have enough for washing and 
drying if I buy soap."

"Sure," I told him, pointing at the jugs sitting on top 
of the washers, "Feel free." As he grabbed the jug, I 
quickly said, "Careful! The top isn't screw..." but I 
wasn't quick enough. The large jug slipped and the cap 
flew off. The soap came out and splattered all over his 
shirt and shorts as he quickly righted it.

"SHIT!" he yelled, as he stood there dripping. "Thank 
god I'm wearing my swim trunks under this, I'll have to 
throw this all in the wash now too." And with that, he 
stripped off his shirt and dropped his drawers, giving 
me a beautiful shot of his hot twink ass. He was 
wearing Speedo swim trunks, the tiny ones that are just 
barely not a thong. "Sorry," he said, "This is all I 
have left."

"Doesn't bother me in the least!" I said with a smirk 
on my face. "But you better hope the owner doesn't come 
in, or he might have you arrested for indecent 
exposure." As I said this, he turned around and I saw 
the front of the Speedos, and the piece of fuck-stick 
he was packing into it. "Or with starting a riot!"

He immediately began to blush, which I always find so 
cute. Redheads really are kind of screwed when they get 
embarrassed, since no matter what you can always see it 
on their face. I laughed again, and waved him to a 
seat. "Take a load off! Hey, I feel bad, I should have 
screwed that on tighter. You want a coke?" He nodded 
thanks as he finished starting his laundry and flopped 
into the chair. 

I went over to the machine and grabbed a couple of 
cokes and a bag of chips. I really didn't want chips 
that much, but it was worth it. I placed the cokes on 
top of the chips machine, and I was able to catch him 
in the glass of the machine checking out my ass as I 
stretched to reach them. I also noticed him looking 
very intensely at me as I squatted down to get the 
chips out.

"Here," I told him as I handed him the cold coke. I ran 
my fingers across his chest as I said, "I really to 
feed kind of bad about that. Did you get any on you?" 

He immediately began to blush, and stammered that he 
didn't think so. 

I asked him, "Did you check in the mirror yet?" and 
pulled him up out of his seat and toward the bathroom.

He really wasn't fighting at all, so I figured that we 
were in good shape for a fun time. When I glanced at 
his lap as I pulled him up, I noticed the head of his 
cock was peeking out the top of the Speedos, and when I 
saw that I knew that he was definitely interested.

When I got him in the bathroom, I closed the door 
behind us and pulled him over to the mirror. I reached 
around from behind and ran my fingers down his chest. 
"Nope, looks like you're clean," I whispered in his ear 
as my fingers trailed down to the exposed tip of his 
cock. "Or maybe you are a little dirty after all!" I 
slid my hands into his Speedos as he sighed at my 
touch, and melted back against my body. 

He leaned back, and I could spot him closing his eyes 
in the mirror, so I leaned down and gently kissed his 
neck, causing a shiver to run through his body. Hooking 
my fingers into his briefs I slid them down exposing 
his cock and balls. It was everything I had hoped for. 
The cock was at least 8 inches long, with a girth of at 
least 2 inches. The head was bigger, mushroom shaped, 
and a bright purplish red. His balls were large and 
bare. His whole groin was shaved, which really turned 
me on. I love a man that keeps his playground clean.

I reached my hand back around him and started to fondle 
his cock and balls, watching them strain in the mirror. 
His breathing was already getting heavy, and I really 
liked where this was going. Pulling back, I turned him 
around and pushed him onto the top of the toilet tank. 
Quick as a snake, my head darted down to his, and I 
swallowed him in one quick gulp. He hit the back of my 
throat and didn't even stop. I guess all that deep 
throat practice was going to pay off this time. I felt 
his cock head enter my throat and I couldn't help 
myself, I swallowed, massaging the head with my 
tonsils.

"Jesus!" he groaned, "I've never done anything like 
this before!"

That was enough to make me stop and pull back. "What? 
Never?" I said, with a twinkle in my eye, "Or do you 
mean hardly ever?"

"Never," he said, his voice going huskier with need. 
"I've never been with a man before, and my girlfriend 
has never gone down on me. She says I'm too big for 
her."

I chuckled as I replied, "Nope, sorry Charlie. She must 
just be one of those people that doesn't get the whole 
oral thing. I've never yet seen one big enough that I 
couldn't fit it in."

"Geez," he moaned, "this is really incredible. What do 
you want me to do? What will make you keep doing this?"

"I thought you'd never ask!" I chuckled again, more 
evilly this time, as my head plunged back onto his 
beautiful cock. I started with a light rhythm, treating 
his cock like an incredible lollipop. I swirled my 
tongue around his head, then dropped myself full on his 
length, giving a little throat squeeze as he bottomed 
out. Then I would pull off again, and use my tongue on 
his shaft. 

Every once and a while I would drop down onto his 
lovely balls and suckle them gently into my mouth. My 
hands meanwhile were playing with his hairless chest 
and twisting his gorgeous nipples. I love a smooth 
body, and I was really getting off on this one. I 
brought my hands down, and my right hand dipped between 
his thighs, and I wet my fingers in my mouth. As I deep 
throated him again, I ran my fingers up his thighs and 
gently started probing his tight little pucker.

"What are you doing?" he said rather breathlessly, as 
he tensed up. "I'm not sure if we should do this."

I popped off his cock for a second and said, "Well, you 
wanted to know what I wanted to keep doing this, you're 
about to find out." As I said this, I plunged back down 
with my tongue, licking and sucking on his asshole, as 
he squealed like a little girl. His hands gripped my 
hair, and he started to pull me away. Just then though, 
my tongue penetrated his pulsing pucker, and instead he 
pulled my face harder toward him. 

Using my tongue and one finger, I started to gently 
open his hole, blowing on it to watch my saliva dry, 
then wetting him again. I started working more into 
him, first the whole finger up to the root, then a 
second, using them to massage the inside of his 
passage. I popped back up to his lonely looking cock, 
and started sucking on it again as my fingers worked 
their way in and out of his bottom. He was panting 
pretty hard now, so I was pretty sure he was ready for 
the next step. As I deep throated him, I plunged 3 then 
4 fingers into his now loose asshole and started 
massaging his prostrate. His breathing became high and 
fast.

"I'm going to come!" he panted, "I'm going to come 
now!"

Just then I dropped all the way down on his tool, and 
at the same time tweaked his prostate in just the right 
way. He groaned as he started shooting his massive load 
straight down my gullet. I never even tasted the first 
couple of shots as they went right to my stomach, but I 
pulled up enough that I could get a good mouthful of 
his tasty cum. I had to swallow a couple of times, as 
he just kept shooting. I felt the pulsations slow to a 
stop, so I stroked his prostrate a couple of more times 
and was rewarded with one final mouthful of cum.

Popping up, I grabbed the back of his head and kissed 
him hard. Like the bitch he was turning into, he opened 
his mouth immediately, and I passed him is own cum, 
using my tongue to swab it all through his mouth. He 
groaned against me, then I felt him swallow his own 
cum. At the moment, I knew he was mine.

Dropping my shorts to the floor, I immediately pressed 
my near naked body against him. He reached out and 
ripped my shirt right off my chest, and began running 
his hands all over my chest and body. I felt his hand 
on my nipples as I got myself positioned between his 
thighs again. I attacked his mouth again, forcing my 
tongue into his mouth as I pressed my pre-cum soaked 
cock up against his virgin hole. 

I could feel him tremble beneath me, and I knew that he 
was trying not to tense too much as my head began to 
prod between his cheeks. Fortunately for us both, he 
never saw my cock, or this might never have happened. 
My 10 inch coke bottle width cock pressed hard against 
his whole, and when he groaned, "It's too big!" I 
merely grunted that he only thought that because it was 
his first time.

My head slipped into his pucker, and stopped right up 
against the pucker. I began to bear down on him as I 
ran my hand from his hair down his neck, until I 
reached his pecs. I kissed him hard again as I tweaked 
his nipple hard, and shoved deep into his virgin ass. 

I felt the vibration of his scream of pain against my 
teeth as he started to fight me off, but I held him 
down and stayed where I was, letting his body get used 
to the pain. As the pain faded, he started to relax, 
and then he started to try to get more of me in him. I 
could feel his dick growing hard against my stomach as 
I started to push and push, trying to get my whole cock 
up inside him. 

He still had tears running down his cheeks as I 
finished pushing into him, but it was obvious that he 
had gotten to the point of learning just how much fun a 
cock up the ass can really be. I started to move 
around, but it was obvious that I wasn't going to last 
long. The lead up was more than enough to make me boil, 
and plugging into this hot ass was all I needed to send 
me over the edge.

He moaned as he felt the hot come blast deep into him. 
As I finished exploding, I gave him another long 
lingering kiss then pulled slowly out of his bottom. 
"My god!" he exclaimed, "I have never felt anything 
like that before! That was incredible. What did it feel 
like to you?"

"Maybe it's about time you found out!" I told him as I 
leaned against the wall and pulled him by his now hard 
dick toward me. I turned around and assumed the 
position against the wall as he quickly placed his 
soaked cock against my well traveled back door. He 
quickly got into a rhythm, and I was groaning and 
moaning as I felt his sausage slide over my prostate. 
His big mushroom head rode back and forth over that 
little sucker like he'd done this a million times. It 
wasn't long, even with his earlier eruption, that my 
well trained ass had him ready to blow. He thrust hard 
into me one more time, and I felt him going off. I used 
every trick I knew to milk his cock of its pearly 
juices. As I finished up, he slumped against me and 
kissed the side of my neck.

"That was amazing," he whispered in my ear. "Better 
than anything I've ever done with my girlfriend."

I turned inside his arms and gave him one final kiss, 
then reached down to pull on my tattered shorts. "Maybe 
you need a new girlfriend. Or maybe a new boyfriend," I 
said with a smile on my face. I reached into the pocket 
and pulled out my business card case, and handed him a 
card. "Give me a call, anytime."

END

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