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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Coffee Creamer (MFf, mast, blkmail, ped, work) By NADA (address withheld by request) Quick edit by Jose G. (The Kristen Archives) *** A guy starts his new job and on the first day he gets into trouble being a smart ass only to find out that being a smart ass can pay big dividends. *** A few years ago I did a short stint working in a small office as a "helper". The office manager was a good- looking dyke type. Great body, nice hair and big tits but as queer as the day is long. (Her ass was kinda small but otherwise, the package was great to look at.) My first day she wore a white top that left no doubt about the size and shape of her tits. She wore no bra, and her nipples showed through the material of her shirt. Her nipples had to be the size of my thumb. I just couldn't keep my eyes off her chest, it was really magnificent. The big boss introduced me to her, but she barely glanced at me before she went back to work and buried her face in a pile of papers again. I was told to stay after work, long enough to get my 8 hours in, then I could go. I noticed as the office staff left at 5, Ms. What'sit just kept working. I sat shuffling papers till about 6:45 when I thought a coffee break was in order. I got up and went to the men's room, I needed to drop a loaf really bad. About the time everything had worked its way out I started to think of those boobs again and my dick started to get hard. I ran my hand up and down it a couple times, then suddenly someone came into the restroom. "Dave are you in here?" Oh shit here I sat on the toilet with my dick in hand and this dike chick less than three feet away looking for me. I froze, "Ah... Yes I'm in here," I said very sheepishly. "Would you be a dear and make us some coffee, looks like we'll be here for a while?" "Ah, okay sure. How do you want it?" I asked thinking how I'd like to give it to her. "Sweat and light please." And she left the restroom. Holy shit! Were there only the two of us left in the building? I hurried out of the can to the break room and started the coffee machine up. Finding two cups I waited while the coffee brewed. Looking out the window at What'sit's. She sat with back to me, my dick grew hard again and I started to rub it through my slacks. I take my coffee any way I can get it but What'sits wanted it with cream and sugar, so I looked around and scrounged up the sugar but no cream. Hmmm, an evil thought came to mind. I whipped out my dick and staring at her back I jerked off into her cup. She got twice my usual load. Just the though of what I was doing and my fantasizing about doing her here and now made me really blow a load. When I sat her cup in front of her, with out more than a glance, she said, "Thanks." I returned to my desk and within a few minutes she peered over the wall at me for a few seconds then barked, "Where'd the cream in this coffee come from? You beat off into it, didn't you? You sick little shit. I'm calling the cops!" She spun around and stomped away. Holy shit! Okay smart ass, what are you going to do now?! Run... fuck yes! A as I got up I saw three empty little cream thingys in the trash next to my desk so I grabbed my coat and walked up to the bitch What'sit as she was dialing the phone. I laid the creamers in front of her spilling some on her papers and said, "I need something a lot sexier than you to beat off to." I turned around walked out of the building. When I got home, there were 5 messages on my answering machine. Mom. My sister. A buddy. My brother and then; "Dave. This Ms. "What'sit" down at the office. Listen would you please call me at 555-1212 ex 69 (that figures) ASAP! Please?" Okay lets see what this bitch wants. I dial the number. "Hello, is that you Dave?" "Yes." "Listen, Dave, I'm very sorry I said you were jerking off in my coffee. But it left a weird taste like cum in my mouth and I thought you'd spiked it with a wad of two. But when you showed me the creamers, I just knew you would tell my boss and... well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you? Anything at all? I can come over and really make it up to you if you'll just let bygones be bygones." Anything? Huh, what was she getting at? Thinking fast on my feet I said, "Well I don't know... You were right I was going to turn you in to human recourses but..." "Oh please, can we get together and straiten this out? Please Dave, I'm really sorry for accusing you like that." "Okay, I guess but I am a VERY ANAL guy. If you know what I mean?" "Ah... I have a friend that might be able to help me make this right for you." "What kind of friend?" "Oh, you'll like her, I promise." "Okay my address is..." An hour later there was a knock on my apartment door. As I opened it I saw Ms. What'sit in a short black party dress looking good enough to go to jail for. And with her was a thin girl of about 19 or 20. "Ah, would you like to come in?" I lead them into the living room. "Okay," I said. "So what's it all about?" "Well Dave... I can call you Dave can't I?" "That's my name, yes." "This is my baby sister Sue. She would like to learn about sex and has been at me to get her someone to pop her cherry. I owe you big time so I figured I would let you break Sue in. You know, to pay you back for being such a pms'd bitch to you. Will that be a good enough of a trade?" "No!" I said and stood up with an angry look on my face. Playing the asshole. "Sure I'll break little Suzy Q's cherry, but you're going to help. So I suggest that you get naked now!" Her eyes went wide and she stood up and her face got red. I thought she was going to blow her lid, when her hand slowly came up and she pulled the tiny straps off her shoulders and shimmied out of the black dress. She was naked as the day she was born, WOW! What a sight. Talk about built like a brick shithouse. And shaved too. My tongue was hanging out and my dick had chewed its way through my new Levis "Sue, strip," she said looking at her sister. Soon they were both standing there in front of me buck-naked. "I'll start with Suzy and show her what each part is for and how it works. Then I'll show each part of mine and what I'm going to use it on and in!" I pulled my shirt off then my Levis. Now I'm standing there in front of the girls with my socks on and a 3- foot woody, or it seemed that big at the time. "Mom?" said Suzy. Sister my ass!! "Mom" reached over and put her arm around little Suzy's shoulders to comfort her. "Is that what I'm going to fuck?" She pointed at my hard dick. "Yes, sweetie. It looks like his cocks all ready." "No mom, that's a penis." "Yes it is honey, but when it's that big and ready you call a cock." "No it's not mom. It's a penis. COCKS are great big and black. I've had enough cocks that I ought to know one when I see one." END ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 26